Die Hard is the best cop movie of all time. One cop heroically saves the day while everyone else stands around and watches. It’s the story of my life.

Andy Samberg and Mindy Kaling give advice to teens during the 2014 Teen Choice Awards


Andy Samberg and Lena Headey present the award for outstanding miniseries on stage at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on Monday, Aug. 25, 2014

Andy Samberg and Lena Headey present the award for outstanding miniseries on stage at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on Monday, Aug. 25, 2014

Andy Samberg and Lena Headey on stage at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards (x)

Andy Samberg and Lena Headey on stage at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards (x)

Aren’t you proud to be right here on NBC? [x]

caloriq:

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

yeahmanidk:

jackedoff:

poop is touching u on the inside rightnow

Why would you even think of this I just

wolfwithafoxtail:

People think feminism means that there’s a group of women somewhere that want to take trousers with pockets away from men and give them to women, and give men trousers with fake pockets, while in reality feminism is the general idea that everyone should have trousers with pockets, because pockets are awesome.

wrrench:

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